Major Events of the Server

First Age A0-1: A New Beginning

 * -1 OG - Birth of Pingers
 * 0- The formation of the server by The One
 * 1- The world is born
 * 111- The birth of the great Dwarf King
 * 121- The arrival of the two men
 * 145- The Markets are built
 * 180-199- The discovery of Philip

Second Age A2: Reformation and Growth

 * 200- Formation of the Kingdom of Erebor, The Free Peoples of Athan and the Domenic Nationalist Party
 * 205- The Capital YDN is built
 * 221- Vanilla Unicorn is built, and the Stipper Nation is formed
 * 230- Economic system is established, the money is called they ayribs
 * 250- The KDR Mafia is formed
 * 255- First battle, the Mafia skirmish against Athan
 * 297- The Domenic Nationalist Party is changed to the First Quo Impero(Empire)
 * 299- The terrorst attack on the pimp truck

Third Age A3: First World War

 * 300- The Capital is refurbished and named New YDN
 * 313- The Kingdom of Erebor and The One create The Pinger Alliance
 * 315- Beginning of the arms race between The Quo Empire and Kingdom of Erebor
 * 320- The wall of Erebor is constructed
 * 341- The Quo Empire allies with The Free Peoples of Athan to form their alliance
 * 352- WWI breaks out
 * 399- The Quo Empire is destroyed-Emperor Dom I exiled
 * 399- The Arena in the End is built

Fourth Age A4: The Great Age of Change

 * 400- The New YDN Armistace is signed
 * 401- The Free Peoples of Athan is abolished
 * 403- Athan creates his Salmon Fishing Company
 * 410- The Kingdom of Erebor aquires Ayrib Island
 * 412- Athan joins The Kingdom of Erebor
 * 430- Founding of the Second Quo Impero, Emperor Dom I comes back into power.
 * 438- Aran the Prophet enters the world
 * 444- Grand Opening of Anar Chicken
 * 458- Athan betrays King Koray
 * 458- Philip creates The Hotel Da Unicorn
 * 460- Athan set sails for a new life
 * 467- The Kingdom of Erebor and The Quo Empire become allies
 * 475- Athan returns with a ship and his new Salmon Pirate Nation of the Sea
 * 497-499~ The Stripper coup d'etat, Philip and The Stripper Nation is banished

Fifth Age A5: The Great Age of Change

 * 500- The Salmon Isles are the new capital of The Salmon Pirate Nation of the Seas
 * 508- Emperor Dom I dies, Emperor Dom II comes into power of the Quo Empire
 * 515- Salmon Square is built
 * 526- The KD is re-established, this time the One does not get involved
 * 537- The KD attacks the merchants at Salmon Square
 * 572- Aran leaves on his pilgramige
 * 580- Athan sets sail with his crew to find new lands
 * 589- Emperor Dom II leaves to go on a holiday
 * 599- The One reatreats somewhere, no one will ever know.

Sixth Age A6: The New World Conquest & Expansion

 * 600- The leaders set off to discover new islands to settle
 * 607- Numenor is found by The One and Koray, Stoneholm, Anar Chicken 2.0, The beach club & Raphs second house are built.
 * 608- Mordor is claimed by The Quo Empire, Barad-dur & the Wall of Mordor is built.
 * 647- Tortuga is discovered by The Salmon Pirates who build Shipwreck Cove.
 * 648- Jeremy Marx publishes the Communist Manifesto Book in New YDN

Seventh Age A7: The One goes on a holiday

 * 700- The One leaves for his undying lands
 * 755- Emperor Dom II dies and Mussolini becomes the new leader of his Fascist Quo Empire.
 * 763- Aran builds The Three Dildos and The Horny Hog, in New YDN.
 * 771- Anar Chicken writes up a new menu

Eighth Age A8: Cold War Age

 * 800- The One returns with another...
 * 801- Philip returns back to The Mediterrayrib Island.
 * 801- The Stripper Nation is reformed and renamed to The Stripper Empire.
 * 805- The Stripper Embassy is built with the aid of Dom in New YDN.
 * 805- The Quo Empire and Stripper Empire announce their defensive pact.
 * 812- Philip blows up the Horny Hog.
 * 812- Dwarven-Quo Cold War Begins.
 * 812- With the aid of all peoples of the realm, the Strippers began building, on Avantia, Milleto Tower.
 * 823- After the horny hog "accident", The Quo Empire began planning and expanding.
 * 825- The Quo's expanded from Mordor and the slowly the islands began turning black and full of tar
 * 830- The completion of Production Island.
 * 832- The Quo Empire take a small island off the coast of Numenor angering the Dwarves.
 * 833- The arguing between the Quo's and Dwarves continues.
 * 836- Rebellions occur from the workers on Production Isle. The Dwarves, Pirates & Strippers aid The Quo's and suss out the rebellions easily.
 * 836- The City and Men of Bree become vassals of The Kingdom on Erebor.
 * 855- The White Mountains, Eastern Woglandia, are claimed by The Kingdom of Erebor.
 * 859- Woglandia, except Near Harad Desert & White Mountains, are claimed by The Quo Empire.
 * 868- Umbar Island is claimed by the Salmon Pirates.
 * 873- Iron Island is claimed by The Strippers.
 * 875- Slowly the mountain side of the ruined Horny Hog, turns into rich soil. The Quo Empire, Aran, then began building The Uncle Dilmah Tea Plantation selling tea for those who wished for it.
 * 880- The Quo City State declares war on The Stripper Empire. The War was named the "Pathetic War"
 * 883- Peace Treaty was signed and The Strippers lost their embassy in YDN having no land on The Mediterrayrib anymore.
 * 890- The Kingdom of Erebor demands and threatens The Stripper Empire to give up Iron Island. They do...
 * 899- The entire known world is mapped by The One and is put on display in Numenor. Starting the 9th Age.

Ninth Age A9: Cold War Age & Desolation of Quo

 * 901- A man of New YDN sets up his own party of followers, Zac his name was and he established a house just north of New YDN. Zac believed in the communist style which immediately made him an enemy of the Quo's.
 * 902- The Cold War rages on between the Quo's and Dwarves
 * 908- Fascist supporters in Bree begin protesting against the Dwarves and Dwarf lovers
 * 909- The Quo Empire backs up the fascists and prepare meeting with them in secret
 * 910- The Bree Fascist State declares war on The City State of Bree
 * 916- The Quo Empire begins building more towers and an opposing wall against The Kingdom of Erebor
 * 917- The Fascist Bree-landers are defeated and destroyed, outlining peace on Numenor
 * 919- Zac mysteriously disappears and never returns, his home is abandoned
 * 933- The Dwarves, Strippers, Pirates and the head tea picker and leader of the Quo City State of Tea Pickers, Uncle Dilmah, meet together in Erebor and discuss a revolution for the tea picker people and a end to fascism and Mussolini. They named themselves The Free Allies
 * 944- The Republic of Dilmah is formed and declares war on The Quo Empire. The Free Allies declare war on The Quo Empire
 * 944- The Desolation of Quo War begins
 * 985- The Salmon Pirate Nation declares peace with the bewildering Quo Empire.
 * 999- The Quo Empire is defeated and Mussolini is hung

Tenth Age A10: The Age of Freedom

 * 1000- The Treaty of Democracy is signed between the nations
 * 1000- The Great Kingdom of Erebor develops a parliament and is renamed to The United Kingdom of Dwarves, Dain II becomes Prime Minister while still being King.
 * 1000- The Stripper Empire is renamed to The Stripper Nation and becomes a "democracy"
 * 1001- The League of Ayrib's is renamed to United Ayrib's
 * 1004- A Great Merchant from The Salmon Pirate Nation, Enrico Dandolo, meets with Prime Minister Dain and asks to build a great city on South Woglandia.
 * 1005- Venice begins construction, with the aid Dwarven architects.
 * 1006- Zeb Lanka is begun restoration from its prior state of Mordor. Big Khod
 * 1010- First Zeblympics vote, Cootamundra wins.
 * 1012- Great forges of Belegost are complete
 * 1015- Unification of the Birlione Union, between the UKD and Venice.
 * 1020- Venice still under construction, through great trade and diplomacy acquire the island of Murano, a former island owned by the Salmons.
 * 1022- Releasing from the Salmon's of Ajitaz- Al Harad, founding the Haradhrim Federation
 * 1025- First Zeblympics begin in Cootamundra. 1st: UKD, 2nd: Venice, 3rd: Salmons, 4th: Strippers and 5th: Zeblankan's.
 * 1036- The Republic of DIlmah declares war on The Stripper Nation.
 * 1044- Venice settles two new islands, Positano and Ravenna
 * 1045- New YDN Cinema is constructed & Venice is finished
 * 1057- BBQ Bay, a Salmon port, is built in a bay in the north of Tortuga
 * 1067~68- The Dwarven Communist Party stages a coup to take over the government, The Government wins staying as the democratic UKD.
 * 1086- Husband of Head Bitch Philip, Gerald the Dwarf, is assassinated after 10 seconds of marriage by Dilmah revolutionaries
 * 1089- The Republic of Venice declares war on the Republic of Dilmah
 * 1094- United Kingdom of Dwarves declare war on the Republic of Dilmah
 * 1095- The war finally ends with DIlmah being assassinated by his own people. The Strippers finally get their revenge. Big Khod.
 * 1096- The Treaty of Venice, to end the Dilmah Republic
 * 1099- The Pinger Overlord searches for a new ingredient… pingers…

Eleventh Age A11: Last Age of the Four

 * 1100- The Pinger Overlord returns. Pingers.
 * 1105- The various tribes of the Tortuguains, are brought together under a Kingdom, led my Montezuma
 * 1130- Founding of the New YDN Police Department
 * 1149- Weff takes pingers
 * 1167- The " Two Pingers, One Statue" or "Dig Bick" is built by the Tortuguians who led my King Montezuma become an official nation recognised by the United Ayribs.
 * 1172- North Polynesia, is renamed to Dwarven Ceylon and becomes a puppet state of the UKD
 * 1190- General Giuseppe carries out a fascist Kuo coup against the Venetian government. King Montezuma at the time is captured in Venice and decided to join the Kuo's. President Dandle, with his loyal forces retreats too Erebor.
 * 1191- The large Kuo and Tortuguian forces convince Head Bitch Philip and he strippers too attack Erebor. The Dwarves, loyal Venetians and Salmons battle the Fascist Kuo's, Tortuguians and Strippers in Erebor. The second largest battle in the Realms history. Upon losing, King Dain II and President Dandolo retreat with the last forces to the undying lands for they were betrayed by their people, the Tortuguians and Strippers. Upon leaving King Montezuma began attacking Venetians Kuo and Strippers trying to take hold of the fascists. The entire West of the Mediterrayrib became a gruesome battle field as far as the eye could see. Upon the civil war, the last ships of the Salmon intercepted the Dwarves and Venetians on their leave and urged them to return to take back their land. They came back full strength and with the final and biggest battle of the Realm, they defeated the Tortuguians and Kuo's killing them all. The Dwarves, Venetians, Salmons and the Holy One defeated them gloriously.
 * 1194- After the mess, The Pinger Overlord, Captain SalmonBoy, King Dain II Enrico Dandolo, travelled on the final boat too leave the Realm. And so our tale ends. What a story it was. Love it
 * Official date for the end of the Server: 23 January 2017.